Deezus Nutious was an Ancient
Roman philosopher who specialised in counting balls. In 100 A.D., when Archimedes told him to give him a tool, Deezus Nutious replied with "Get deez nuts
lmao", so a legend was born. Nowadays, people who say constantly deez nuts
jokes are also called honorably Deezus Nutious
Person 1:Do you want some porn CDs?
Person 2:Yeah
1:
Well see deez nuts in yo face
lmao get rekt
2:
Hehe your jokes made me feel dizzy
1: nah u just deez-y
2: don't be a Deezus Nutious bruh