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me; I watch deejus

John: cool
deejus by P H O N K G O D January 11, 2024
Words you can keep
DEEZUS or Deezus is the name given to Dan Lima which was inspired by Kanye Wests' Yeezus, it means Dan is based god and a fucking savage. Also it means that he gives no fucks whatsoever and everyone is underneath him because they ain't shit.
Bow before DEEZUS you peasants!
deezus by deezus_25 March 28, 2015
a deefus is someone who looks like a retarded rat/beaver mix, and often has the IQ level similar to that of a rock. they often have smart friends, who accuse them of being the deefus, however there is truly only one deefus in every relationship.
John: Bro did you see that guy? You can tell he's the deefus.

Amy: What a deefus!
deefus by clv0303 August 24, 2017

Deezus Nutious 

Deezus Nutious was an Ancient Roman philosopher who specialised in counting balls. In 100 A.D., when Archimedes told him to give him a tool, Deezus Nutious replied with "Get deez nuts lmao", so a legend was born. Nowadays, people who say constantly deez nuts jokes are also called honorably Deezus Nutious
Person 1:Do you want some porn CDs?
Person 2:Yeah
1:Well see deez nuts in yo face lmao get rekt
2:Hehe your jokes made me feel dizzy
1: nah u just deez-y
2: don't be a Deezus Nutious bruh

beevus deevus 

A nick name for the gay 16 year old justin bieber. It is also an infection that happens when u listen, look, talk, or touch justin bieber....
Person 1: Eww, look at that beevus deevus... I don't want that in me!!

Person 2: oh i know right? Its worse than blue waffle!!
beevus deevus by candycake235 January 1, 2011
Deebus is a goon
deebus by Adzyrasta November 22, 2017
DEEGUS OLAS also know as DEEGUS our lord and savior is the lord of all sex, drugs, cars, and hoes. A real pimp.
that guy, DEEGUS, is a hot ass sexy mofo
deegus by Ya boi DEEGUS November 21, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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