deefus 

a deefus is someone who looks like a retarded rat/beaver mix, and often has the IQ level similar to that of a rock. they often have smart friends, who accuse them of being the deefus, however there is truly only one deefus in every relationship.

John: Bro did you see that guy? You can tell he's the deefus.

Amy: What a deefus!

deefus by clv0303 August 24, 2017

Ninja defuse 

Term "ninja defuse" comes from Counter-Strike. It's when Counter-Terrorist player stays hidden near C4 and waits for all remaining Terrorists to exit area before C4 explodes. Then, with defusal kit, he can quickly defuse C4 and win the round.

Most notable example is from SK v NiP match from CPL Winter 2005.
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!

Ninja defuse by RyukendenHayabusa March 13, 2013

Ninja Defuse 

Of the game Call of Duty 4:
When playing the gametype "search and destroy", a Ninja Defuse consists of sneaking up behind the member of the attacking team who is planting the bomb at either target A or B and lying in wait behind them for them to finish planting. As soon as they have done so, one begins immediately to defuse the bomb (occasionally actually pulling it from underneath them). The enemy who has just planted the bomb rarely check behind them for a ninja, so concerned are they with watching nearby corners for oncoming enemies. Most effective when all but one member from each team has been eliminated.

Game announcer man: Bomb defused.
Bomb planter:Aw man i just planted! How the hell he defuse that?
Ninja:Aha n00b i just ninja defused you.

Ninja Defuse by Starfighter23 May 17, 2008

deezus

DEEZUS or Deezus is the name given to Dan Lima which was inspired by Kanye Wests' Yeezus, it means Dan is based god and a fucking savage. Also it means that he gives no fucks whatsoever and everyone is underneath him because they ain't shit.

Bow before DEEZUS you peasants!

deezus by deezus_25 March 28, 2015

defuse 

to make a dangerous or tense situation calmer

Jane tried to defuse the tension by changing the subject.

defuse by Georgi!2 April 9, 2017

Defus 

Sophisticated term for the feet(s).

Suck my defus, bitch.

Defus by ThePastorPeaches November 29, 2009

Deezus Nutious 

Deezus Nutious was an Ancient Roman philosopher who specialised in counting balls. In 100 A.D., when Archimedes told him to give him a tool, Deezus Nutious replied with "Get deez nuts lmao", so a legend was born. Nowadays, people who say constantly deez nuts jokes are also called honorably Deezus Nutious

Person 1:Do you want some porn CDs?
Person 2:Yeah
1:Well see deez nuts in yo face lmao get rekt
2:Hehe your jokes made me feel dizzy
1: nah u just deez-y
2: don't be a Deezus Nutious bruh

Deezus Nutious by SouthParkResident69 August 15, 2021