deezus

DEEZUS or Deezus is the name given to Dan Lima which was inspired by Kanye Wests' Yeezus, it means Dan is based god and a fucking savage. Also it means that he gives no fucks whatsoever and everyone is underneath him because they ain't shit.

Bow before DEEZUS you peasants!

deezus by deezus_25 March 28, 2015

Deezus Nutious 

Deezus Nutious was an Ancient Roman philosopher who specialised in counting balls. In 100 A.D., when Archimedes told him to give him a tool, Deezus Nutious replied with "Get deez nuts lmao", so a legend was born. Nowadays, people who say constantly deez nuts jokes are also called honorably Deezus Nutious

Person 1:Do you want some porn CDs?
Person 2:Yeah
1:Well see deez nuts in yo face lmao get rekt
2:Hehe your jokes made me feel dizzy
1: nah u just deez-y
2: don't be a Deezus Nutious bruh

Deezus Nutious by SouthParkResident69 August 15, 2021

deezus christ 

a word said by the character rat from the not so popular youtube channel pyrolance
a combination of the word jesus christ and deez nuts a popular meme

Deezus Christ man that heavy is popping off harder then half our team

hey man ever heard of Deezus Christ?

want to talk about our lord and savor Deezus Christ

deezus christ by westcough May 16, 2023

Deezus nütees 

The name of a mans testicles that have evolved.

“oh my god larry!”
“What is it steve?”
“Your tetsticles have evolved to Deezus nütees

Deezus nütees by ActuallyThisAintMyReality October 9, 2021

deezsayori 

My favorite mutual

Deezsayori watches gacha and is a ginger😹👎

deezsayori by Jotaroxmonokum July 16, 2021

deefus 

a deefus is someone who looks like a retarded rat/beaver mix, and often has the IQ level similar to that of a rock. they often have smart friends, who accuse them of being the deefus, however there is truly only one deefus in every relationship.

John: Bro did you see that guy? You can tell he's the deefus.

Amy: What a deefus!

deefus by clv0303 August 24, 2017

deuzus 

To get cummed on, or another way of calling someone a "cuck".

Derived from "getting the juice", or "De Zus", finally becoming "deuzus".
Pronounced with a "french" accent as /dɪ zju s/
Getting "deuzus" can be used either as a noun, adjective , or as a verb.

Example 1 (verb)
Mike: " Yo! Is that Harry's girlfriend dancing with that tall blonde dude?"
Jack: " Oh shit! Harry is getting deuzused!

Example 2 (noun)
Noah: " Hey man how is it going with you and Katy? "
George: " Good. She coming over to my place tonight, to get deuzus. "

Example 3 (noun)
Mary: " My boyfriend ask me to have a threesome, with him and another guy..."
Gaby: " He specifically said guy? Is he bi or is he into deuzus? "

deuzus by LordMayoOfNaiseThe3rd November 5, 2021