Deduct 

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.

I deducted ten points from his total when it was revealed that he had participated while wearing sandals, clearly violating Rule 1.10B.

Deduct by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

Met my deductible 

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.

Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!

Met my deductible by hodags1966 May 3, 2018

deductress 

A female sleuth, one who solves crimes.

Because of her logical and detective skills, Veronica Mars is an amazing deductress.

deductress by geveny July 29, 2006

deductible 

An insurance term that means the amount of money that you have to pay before the insurance company pays anything.

If your deductible is 500 but the damage to your vehicle is 75, you pay all 75 dollars, because the 75 is less than your deductible.

deductible by Simmaniac November 9, 2018

Deduchional 

Used to describe a man who believes he is truly the most amazing creature on the planet. Regardless of his advanced age, hair (or lack of if), weight, skin type, high-pitched, whiny voice and Mr. Roper clothing, he feels he’s entitled to the perfect companion. In all his douche glory, he is not afraid to profess this sense of entitlement at bars, during dinner parties, at the office or on his personal Web site. Can also be used to describe a woman who shares the same delusions of grandeur.

Example 1:
“She’s hot. Let’s go—you’re gonna be my wingmen.”
“Dude, stop with the deduchional b.s. She wouldn’t talk to you if Justin Timberlake and Zac Efron were your wingmen.”

Example 2:
Sarah Palin said she is quitting her job to do a better job for Alaska. That is so deduchional.

Deduchional by Trish77 and 2e July 6, 2009

Dedoctoritize 

When a medical doctor losses his/her license to practice medicine.

For example, Doctor Taylor was dedoctoritized for molesting Brandee.

Dedoctoritize by Juez March 26, 2010

defuct 

A high-severity defect that leaves the system in a very bad state. (noun)

Etymology: a combination of "defect" and the adjective form of a common 4-letter slang word derived from the latin fvccant which, in common parlance means to have been cheated.

Alternate definition: an unlikely condition of having regained ones virginity (but this would probably require a homophonic spelling).

I logged two defects on the layout and a defuct about the server crash.

defuct by jfkelley June 19, 2009