defuct

A high-severity defect that leaves the system in a very bad state. (noun)

Etymology: a combination of "defect" and the adjective form of a common 4-letter slang word derived from the latin fvccant which, in common parlance means to have been cheated.

Alternate definition: an unlikely condition of having regained ones virginity (but this would probably require a homophonic spelling).
I logged two defects on the layout and a defuct about the server crash.
by jfkelley June 19, 2009
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defuct

A person who's (mentally) fucked beyond repair.
A: How's your brother in law, I heard he got promoted.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.
by Cont78 December 05, 2007
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high defuctible health plan

A high deductible health plan.

A terrible "health plan" in which you pay between $6,000 to $10,000 per person per calendar year for in-network care before the health plan starts paying any benefit.
a high defuctible health plan does what it says on the tin. It' f*&^%'s you
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016
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Now Defuct

Anything that Wei violenty objects to.
by sz? April 19, 2018
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defuctible

An issue that is not worthy of "giving a fuck". The lack of caring and compassion.
"That former job I had was completely defuctible and I don't miss working there.
by Poncho_villa May 14, 2018
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Defuct

Defuct is a function word that is used to help ask a question about something so ridiculous that someone is confused about the level of stupidity displayed.
Defuct dya'do homie. Theres poop all over my bathroom. U could have at least told me before you left.
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