defuct 

A high-severity defect that leaves the system in a very bad state. (noun)

Etymology: a combination of "defect" and the adjective form of a common 4-letter slang word derived from the latin fvccant which, in common parlance means to have been cheated.

Alternate definition: an unlikely condition of having regained ones virginity (but this would probably require a homophonic spelling).

I logged two defects on the layout and a defuct about the server crash.

defuct by jfkelley June 19, 2009

defuct 

A person who's (mentally) fucked beyond repair.

A: How's your brother in law, I heard he got promoted.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.

defuct by Cont78 January 1, 2008

Defuct 

Defuct is a function word that is used to help ask a question about something so ridiculous that someone is confused about the level of stupidity displayed.

Defuct dya'do homie. Theres poop all over my bathroom. U could have at least told me before you left.

Defuct by FingerbangbangbangGangbang13 December 30, 2023

Now Defuct 

Anything that Wei violenty objects to.

The Referral plan is now defuct

Now Defuct by sz? May 28, 2018

Met my deductible 

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.

Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!

Met my deductible by hodags1966 May 3, 2018

DEFACTOID 

DEFACTOID:- A person, animal or device which is mainly used to commit activities to reduce or demolish the activities of the opposition.

Don't waste your time planning to finish him off, get DEFACTOID on it - defact him fast!

DEFACTOID by 1STFABARM May 1, 2019

defuck

noun. A catastrophic defect that renders a product useless. Most common usage occurs in the software industry as a reference to critical defects.

When the customers clicked on the button, a defuck crashed the web site.

defuck by ktooth April 22, 2013