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"Decting" refers to having the desire to have sexual relations with children or minors. It's often used by pedophiles as a form of "mating call".
"You're about to get Dected!"
Dect by Quenn Glagmire June 30, 2025
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"Dect" is a term that refers to the desire to have sexual relations with either children or minors, it can be used as a dog whistle for other pedophiles.
You're about to get dected!
Dect by Quenn Glagmire June 30, 2025

Dectober 

When the retail chains begin bringing out Christmas decorations on October 31st.

Guy 1: "Bro, what's with all of these Christmas decorations? It's still October."
Guy 2: "Must be Dectober already"
December October Dectober
Dectober by Bro A November 28, 2010

Poopoo Dectector

A job that really fails.
Originates from when someone poops uncivilizedly in random places and require someone else to find it and clean it up.
Don't even ask me for what my job is, its Poopoo Dectector.

Dick-Dector 

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
Dick-Dector by Ben May 3, 2005

gaydar dectector 

when a straight guy can tell from a 6th sense that there is a homosexual in the room or place he just walked in

or

when a gay person walks past you and you get the bone chilling feeling that the person was gay
*steve just walks in the room* my gaydar dectector is going off...there are 5 gay people in here. 2 at the bar, 1 is with his girlie friends and the other 2 are OH MY GOD thats fuckin disgusting

*steve walks past a gay dude* that guy tripped my gaydar detector. faaaaaaag
gaydar dectector by The Lost Game November 15, 2009