Eat a pretzel

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self
Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
by mtfort February 20, 2018
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Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours
Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
by mtfort February 20, 2018
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dect

To dect something means to multiply by 10.
Person 1: I tripled my profits this week
Person 2: Man thats nothing, I dect'd them
by mtfort February 12, 2018
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