Definitions by mtfort

Eat a pretzel 

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self

Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.

Eat a pretzel by mtfort February 22, 2018

Mechanical failure 

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

Mechanical failure by mtfort February 22, 2018

dect

To dect something means to multiply by 10.

Person 1: I tripled my profits this week
Person 2: Man thats nothing, I dect'd them

dect by mtfort February 11, 2018