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I Do Declare
Generally an exclamatory phrase which asserts/affirms the truth of a previous or forthcoming statement. Often associated with the vernacular of the American south.
Well I do declare! My man done ate fifteen hot dogs in under a minute!
Hey! Isn't that Old Bill Mcsmithers? I do declare!
Hey! Isn't that Old Bill Mcsmithers? I do declare!
I Do Declare by red5xx July 17, 2010
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Declare a moratorium
When a fad or affectation has outlived its coolness, one can declare a moratorium on it. It's a polite way to express one's rage at seeing something silly continue in perpetuity.
1. White chicks with dreadlocks; I'm declaring a moratorium on that.
2. I'm declaring a moratorium on the faux-hawk. It's been co-opted by too many frat boys.
3. I believe it's time to declare a moratorium on the fart app for iPhone.
2. I'm declaring a moratorium on the faux-hawk. It's been co-opted by too many frat boys.
3. I believe it's time to declare a moratorium on the fart app for iPhone.
Declare a moratorium by Mephist0paulus June 19, 2009
declase
The inheritage of a large sex appeal commonly passed down through ancestors of a declase family member
declase by The guy 6 feet under May 13, 2005
Deglaze
To wipe and clean up ejaculate from one's face, breasts, neck, chin, stomach, low back or bung hole post sexual activity.
Carl hosted a bukkake for his girlfriend Sharlene. After taking hot load after hot load, she was left a quivery, spooge covered mess on the living room floor. The last guy to blow handed her a bath towel to deglaze and told her to get ready for another round.
Deglaze by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
I declare shenanagins
A declaration used to accuse a person, business or an organization of doing something dishonest or using a form of trickery to achieve an end. The declaration is made directly to the party being accused preferably in front of numerous witnesses. The phrase was popularized by the television show South Park.
(1) Suzy orders a pitcher of Yuengling but sees the bartender pull the pitcher from the Bud Light tap. Suzy yells, "I declare shenanagins!!"
(2)The car salesman tells Harold that he needs a $100 check with Harold's offer to show the manager that "he's serious about buying the car." Harold hollers, "I delare shenanagins" and hopefully clears the showroom of customers.
(2)The car salesman tells Harold that he needs a $100 check with Harold's offer to show the manager that "he's serious about buying the car." Harold hollers, "I delare shenanagins" and hopefully clears the showroom of customers.
I declare shenanagins by Bill R December 28, 2008
Cougar declawed
Any woman in the Cougar age range (40 something) that is attracted to younger men, but is not actively 'hunting' them. Instead she simply admires and desires from a distance.
"I find younger men yummy 'eye candy', but I don't touch, just look. I am sort of a cougar but with no claws. A cougar declawed."
Cougar declawed by Lambercat 001 December 1, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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