decafitate

The sudden urge to poo that is instigated by the consumption of coffee or other caffeine based products.

Ie: to caffeinate oneself and then immediately deficate. Decafitate.

This morning, I drank a double espresso, then I decafitated.

by Trumpleton Parpsworth November 28, 2013

decafecate

To evacuate one's bowels after a triple espresso.

I decafecated just this morning in Starbucks.

by Randy Randerson November 29, 2013

Autoerotic Decapitation

An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.

Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."

by DCarradine April 30, 2014

decapitate

To remove the head from the body.

After Louis was decapitated he had no place to hang his hat.

by Madler September 24, 2005

decafficate

To shit your pants after a triple expresso or large amount of caffeine

I decafficated all over the floor in starbucks this morning

by Bogfresh December 16, 2013

Cattle Decapitation

A Deathgrind band from San Diego California. Their music is incredibly intense and chaotic. Some have even described their sound as "schizophrenic". Many people say they are a deathgrind or death metal band but their music is much more than just those genres.

Their lyrics often protest animal cruelty, consumption/production of meat, environmental damage in a very macabre style. All the band members are vegans which i think is fucking awesome (I'm a vegan as well).

Also, they can put on an incredible live show and the vocalists is great!!! I have had the pleasure of seeing them live and I was thoroughly impressed.

Some good albums of theirs that you should check out would be The Harvest Floor, Karma Bloody Karma, Humanure and To Serve Man.

deathgrind gore not core veganism the harvest floor to serve man Cattle Decapitation

by Slayer of Light July 1, 2009

Decrapitate

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.

Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.

by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010