Defacecate 

Word: Defacecate
Pronunciation: de-feys-keyt
Verb: def•ace•cat•ed, def•ace•cat•ing.

Verb - used without object
1. to discharge excrement from the bowels while logging on to facebook account.
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Example1: I was defacecating when I thought of this word.
Example2: Please hold my calls, I am going to the restroom to defacecate

Defacecate by joelda March 4, 2011

decafecate 

To evacuate one's bowels after a triple espresso.

I decafecated just this morning in Starbucks.

decafecate by Randy Randerson November 29, 2013

Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

defaecate 

The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.

The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.

defaecate by Luke Dawson April 30, 2004

defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

defecate by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004

defenecate 

The act of shitting out of a window.

Jack had to defenecate out the balcony window when both bathrooms were occupied.

defenecate by McCock, the Crime Dick December 12, 2008