deathbuds 

The standard headphones issued with ipods and other apple products.

Your friend: ow my ears are hurting like hell!

You: That's what you get for using deathbuds, imbecile.

deathbuds by ftaylor February 26, 2011

Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

Deathbed starfucker by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

Deathbed Lover

A woman who loves a man secretly for years and only admits it when one of them is facing a life or death situation.

(Han Solo to carbon freeze)
Leia: I love you, Han.

(Anakin and Padme to death arena)
Padme: I love you, Anakin.

Deathbed Lover by Yep Yep July 10, 2005

deathburgers 

Any hamburger or cheeseburger coming from White Castle. You have some, and just have enough time to get home before the runs start.

Let's go and get a bag of deathburgers from White Castle.

deathburgers by steviedee August 20, 2007

Deathbed Relationship 

A phrase used to describe a happy couple whose relationship you believe will only end when they're both old, grey, and one of them is dead.

Ryan and Kiley are so happy together, that's a deathbed relationship right there.

Deathbed Relationship by muchginger_wow August 17, 2014

deathbed sex 

sex that's so good, it flashes before your eyes on your deathbed.

OMG, you've had sex! And not only sex, but deathbed sex!

deathbed sex by £1f July 7, 2017

deathgust 

The act of releasing a violent fart of unfathomable stench after consuming kebab, curry and boiled onions.

I just deathgusted my pants.

deathgust by Deathgust December 4, 2020