A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty
letters to the
two stupid
girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.
Dear
girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear
girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can
whip you up some korean food.
Dear
girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear
girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose
job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo
foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.