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deary me

'deary me' meaning cover me in sperm
I want you to deary me so much Luke Walker
by Vape King 420 November 29, 2017
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deario deari me

when you realise again and again
nothings ever entirely up to you
or in your hands
or plannable

or foreseeable
"deario deari me, i might forever be tied in the basement."
"deario deari me, he said I was beautiful. what i'd give to witness what happens if i start believing it!"
"deario deari me, why can i not help myself?"
by Krkič June 24, 2019
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dear girls above me

A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.
Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!

Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.

Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.

Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.

Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.

Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
by Shortlegz July 29, 2011
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Dear Maria, count me in

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.
“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”
by That one person who farts August 8, 2022
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Deady Mercury

Proper noun.

A descriptor which references a flamboyant, effeminate and eccentric man with whom you may have a quarrel and wish to kill.
1. "Look at that fucking Deady Mercury over there."
2. "I wanna punch that Deady Mercury's teeth out."
by MindBox December 6, 2010
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Dear meated

Was Cherry there to see LeBron?
No, we only had 4 tickets, he got dear meated.
by King Book Rock January 25, 2020
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