realationship 

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.

Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.

realationship by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010

Realationship 

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.

She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.

Realationship by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022

realationship 

An offline relationship in reality in defiance of social networking in virtual reality.

We now have a realationship after having had a fleeting online relationship.

realationship by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

realationship 

it comes from real relationship in a world where half of the relationships are fake all we ask for is a realationship

i wish i had a Realationship like megan that's true love

realationship by hamza12028 June 27, 2019

Long Distance Realationship

The beginning of a very long break up.

"Caleb is leaving for college, him and Joy are planning on having a long distance realationship"

Long Distance Realationship by joynessrocks August 10, 2009

relationship test

1) n. A secret task or condition you place on a person who you've just started dating to evaluate whether or not that person is relationship material.

2) n. A detrimental, often self-destructive lie of great significance told to expose the true character of one's partner. This is often done (ironically) in efforts to overcome one's own fear of commitment or to sabotage the relationship. (See mind fuck.)

3) n. The date during which one introduces one's partner to one's family for purposes of evaluating the long term viability of the relationship.

When Matt goes on a first date with a chick, he opens her car door first and then walks around back. If she doesn't reach over and unlock his door, she fails the relationship test 'cause she's probably a selfish cunt.

Whenever Claire needs to figure out if she wants to continue seeing some guy, she breaks out the, "I'm biologically male" relationship test. Then she sits back and watches the sparks fly.

relationship test by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008

Brønsted Relationship 

Describes the correlation between degree of attraction and relationship kinetics. When used to describe a precise period within a relationship it indicates the "friends with benefits" zone; when log (attraction) is proportional to log (rate of relationship progression). Unfortunately no Bronsted Relationship lasts forever, hence the "ø." Eventually the linear correlation breaks down when the mechanism of attraction changes as the relationship matures. Also at very high degrees of attraction, the rate may become saturated and become a zero order process. As in both parties are focusing on zero considerations apart from physical intimacy.

Human 1: "Dude; Jack and Rose are all over each other!"
Human 2: "Yea it's still a Brønsted Relationship."
Human 1: "Well it's a bummer cause Jack never comes over to watch football or make creme brulee anymore."
Human 2: "Don't worry, in a few months they'll be over it."

Brønsted Relationship by Big Diggity January 16, 2015