The act of grasping one's own flaccid penis below the glans and stetching it upwards and laterally toward the right nipple. Usually performed as an insult.
Brad asked me to check out his brand-new belt buckle, but when I looked down, all I could see was a dead chicken. What a punk-ass.
by Johnny Stone March 31, 2006
while have sex in the reverse cowgirl position. your buddy comes in and drop kicks her in the neck making her look like a dead chicken.
by fancy cracker January 28, 2011
by BOONK_GANG March 06, 2018
CHOP,
Billy: Jenny, the chicken is dead along with our father
Jenny: That chicken is very dead... WOW
Billy: Ya that chicken is dead and is no longer living so it is a Dead Chicken
Billy: Jenny, the chicken is dead along with our father
Jenny: That chicken is very dead... WOW
Billy: Ya that chicken is dead and is no longer living so it is a Dead Chicken
by LovedemCHICKENS May 29, 2019
to perform a task known to be ineffective simply to make it appear you are working to solve a problem.
by hidef March 29, 2004
A term commonly used in technology meaning to do some useless, unhelpful thing in hopes it will solve a problem. For example, restarting your computer.
Intern: AGH! My computer froze!
Supervisor: Well, why don't you just wave a dead chicken over it; restart it.
Supervisor: Well, why don't you just wave a dead chicken over it; restart it.
by Leah77777777777777777777 August 09, 2008
It is lower class ghetto whore, that when used, is immediately discarded after uses (Like one would treat a condom or tampon)
by Robbie123inyourBIGvag March 26, 2011