dead brian

After old mate Brian appeared on cigarette packets in Australia, it only makes sense that cigarettes should be called dead brians.

Hey James, pass me a dead brian.

by Oldmatebrian March 2, 2014

Dead Brain

When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.

Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?

by Everyone Us September 4, 2018

Brain Dead Motherfucker

An absolute Dolt. Someone who doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Man, you're one Brain Dead Motherfucker for doing that.

by JimmyOre July 7, 2009

Brain dead Asuri

People who main a Legend called asuri in a fighting game called brawlhalla.
The part that makes them brain dead is they fucking spam side sig with katars like come on it's pretty predictable and when they don't have their katars they spam side sig with sword and its so fucking fast like wtf.

Player 1: I FUCKING LOST TO A BRAIN DEAD ASURI
Player 2: What makes them brain dead?
Player 1: They spam their sigs like there's no tomorrow. But the thing is they have less than a half of a brain cell, unlike normal sig spammers.

by A guy named Hyper February 8, 2021

brain dead

The literal death of the brain, brought about by severence of the spinal cord or any major brain damage. There is argument as to whether or not brain death constitutes real death as some minor signs of life may still be seen, though the patient typically can't live without a respirator after brain death.

Marla is now brain dead.

by Schismrobo January 8, 2008

Brain dead

1. Someone who doesn’t catch on even to the simplest things.
2. Some one with no fucking brain

Bro Jennifer is so brain dead, she didn’t even catch on to my knock knock joke

by Lithium strikes again February 16, 2018

brain dead

the link from reality and fantasy are broken. there is no pilot in the cockpit if you know what I mean. the results of too many drugs can do this to you. you can be born this way. whatever the reason, you state things out of your ass without a reference, and you don't know nor care how accurate your statement is.

After I took over 10 years of bong hits, I have been left virtually brain dead, leaving only the cartoon network as a compatable reference.

by maxpacemph March 30, 2006