pudding in the pot

What's left over if someone hasn't efficiently wiped their ass.
I was licking this chick up and down the other day, but I got to her ass and she still had pudding in the pot. I put the kaibosh on our relationship right then and there.
by Schismrobo April 02, 2008
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non-winner

A softened alternative to loser typically used on game shows. Though more politically correct, it generally ends up sounding condescending.
Alex Trebek:...and let's hear it for today's non-winners.
by Schismrobo February 10, 2008
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wichaaa

the sound you make when you're about to bust some badass karate moves
by Schismrobo May 29, 2009
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sheathe the sword

to insert your penis into a vagina or to put it back into your pants
I couldn't rightly sheathe the sword after I'd been handcuffed so the policeman gladly obliged.
by Schismrobo January 18, 2008
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brain dead

The literal death of the brain, brought about by severence of the spinal cord or any major brain damage. There is argument as to whether or not brain death constitutes real death as some minor signs of life may still be seen, though the patient typically can't live without a respirator after brain death.
Marla is now brain dead.
by Schismrobo December 20, 2007
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Syd Barrett

To pull a Syd Barrett is to drop out before you sell out. Also see Kurt Cobain.
Afraid of compromising his artistic integrity, my friend pulled a Syd Barrett and hasn't been heard from since.
by Schismrobo April 02, 2008
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Fecal fingers

A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.
Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...
by Schismrobo December 18, 2007
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