Schismrobo's definitions

non-winner

A softened alternative to loser typically used on game shows. Though more politically correct, it generally ends up sounding condescending.

Alex Trebek:...and let's hear it for today's non-winners.

by Schismrobo February 10, 2008

Syd Barrett

To pull a Syd Barrett is to drop out before you sell out. Also see Kurt Cobain.

Afraid of compromising his artistic integrity, my friend pulled a Syd Barrett and hasn't been heard from since.

by Schismrobo April 1, 2008

brain dead

The literal death of the brain, brought about by severence of the spinal cord or any major brain damage. There is argument as to whether or not brain death constitutes real death as some minor signs of life may still be seen, though the patient typically can't live without a respirator after brain death.

Marla is now brain dead.

by Schismrobo January 8, 2008

pudding in the pot

What's left over if someone hasn't efficiently wiped their ass.

I was licking this chick up and down the other day, but I got to her ass and she still had pudding in the pot. I put the kaibosh on our relationship right then and there.

by Schismrobo April 1, 2008

wichaaa

the sound you make when you're about to bust some badass karate moves

Some guy: This definition sucks...
ME: Wichaaa!

by Schismrobo May 28, 2009

sheathe the sword

to insert your penis into a vagina or to put it back into your pants

I couldn't rightly sheathe the sword after I'd been handcuffed so the policeman gladly obliged.

by Schismrobo January 19, 2008

cyber vd

When your computer or email address is infected with virus or flooding spam as a result of porn websites you subscribe to.

Cyber VD is a very common form of disease, being that ninety per cent of internet searches are pornography related anyway.

by Schismrobo December 20, 2008