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DIY De-Boob Job

When your breast implants hurt so bad and are so botched and you’re so broke so you DoorDash surgical instruments and de-boob yourself in the bathtub.
Stacey, I think I need you to help me with a DIY De-Boob Job stat. My knockers feel like mangled sacks of congealed sweet and sour sauce.
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Deboobis 

When a man (usually white) starts masterbating and suddenly looses all sexual feelings.
Oh shit bro, I suddenly gained deboobis...
Deboobis by danaldtroomp45 January 24, 2017

DEBOOBIE 

A woman who has abnormally large melons
Wow checkout that Deboobie she's quite thicc
DEBOOBIE by Parker fox November 7, 2018

deboobulate 

to remove someones breasts either on purpose or when they are bumped into

upper feminine castration
ow damnit mo ive been deboobulated!
deboobulate by stupid January 7, 2004
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026