dbans 

when a person is being a dban.

stop being dbans

dbans by Jamal Hummond September 23, 2011

deansteak

Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.

deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich

deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout

There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.

Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.

Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.

If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.

I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.

You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?

deansteak by ninetynine99 December 23, 2012

DansGame

DansGame is a Twitch emote that is often used to show revulsion and disgust in the chat section. The image is the face of a famous twitch streamer "DansGaming"

-"OMG I LOVE THAT URBAN MASKED GUT KNIFE!"
-"DansGame"

DansGame by javiwe March 24, 2016

dansplanation 

When a Danish person uses a combination of patriotism and limited knowledge of the non-Danish world to explain Danish society to a foreigner. This foreigner may be a tourist or a resident immigrant.

"Here in Denmark, we eat Danish rye bread. All of the children eat it every day. I don't know why and we don't think about it. That's just the way it is."

"Here in Denmark, all women hold jobs and work as equals to the men" is a dansplanation because it assumes that someone from another country or culture has a different experience.

dansplanation by crtKbh October 2, 2012

DBangz 

The greatest meme rapper of all time. AKA Lil Cumstain AKA Booty Bandit Eater Man

You have you heard DBangz’ new song? It’s fire bro.

DBangz by Harrumpher May 29, 2018

Danskjävlar 

What us Swedes call Danish people because nobody likes them.
It’s common for a Swedish person to scream this when something bad happens.

Postnord: We lost your package.
Swede: DANSKJÄVLAR!

Danskjävlar by ™One October 16, 2019

dbangz 

A soundcloud rapper that makes songs that are PURE FIRE 👅💦 (Also known as Lil Cum Stain)

Boi 1: “ Have you heard Dbangz’s new song.”
Boi 2: “No what’s it called?”
Boi 1: “ Bruh you HAVE to listen to it . It’s LIT AF It’s called ‘Thicc Niggas and Anime Tiddies.’

dbangz by DankMemesMyNeega May 2, 2018