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Postnord, more like postmord. Is a Swedish Company, which is supposed to deliver your packages, but you never get them. Its a mystery.

Son: Dad? Where is my pokemon cards, i ordered them for like 9 months ago?!?

Dad: Its probably postnord.

postnord by rövinhalator69 February 19, 2021

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postnord

swedish and danish and Finnish post company

can you pick up my package at the postnord center

postnord by swedish cofe September 7, 2017

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postmordial

Postmordial - (poēst-more-deeal)

The state of being, after birth.

Before he was born, shawty was in that primordial goop. But now he’s airing his shit out bein all postmordial n shi.

postmordial by 1v3rs3n June 12, 2023

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Postorder-Regret

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.

‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’

Postorder-Regret by Neoglot September 3, 2018

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postordeal-records

A music publishing company; envisioned/founded sometime (2010) thereabouts by "Bakre Bamidele" in the outskirtish western part of the world's most populous black nation Nigeria.

No penury' No raises is the motto of postordeal-records.

postordeal-records by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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