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postnord 

Postnord, more like postmord. Is a Swedish Company, which is supposed to deliver your packages, but you never get them. Its a mystery.
Son: Dad? Where is my pokemon cards, i ordered them for like 9 months ago?!?

Dad: Its probably postnord.
postnord by rövinhalator69 February 19, 2021
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postnord 

swedish and danish and Finnish post company
can you pick up my package at the postnord center
postnord by swedish cofe September 7, 2017

postmordial 

Postmordial - (poēst-more-deeal)

The state of being, after birth.
Before he was born, shawty was in that primordial goop. But now he’s airing his shit out bein all postmordial n shi.
postmordial by 1v3rs3n June 12, 2023

Postorder-Regret 

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.
‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’
Postorder-Regret by Neoglot September 3, 2018

postordeal-records 

A music publishing company; envisioned/founded sometime (2010) thereabouts by "Bakre Bamidele" in the outskirtish western part of the world's most populous black nation Nigeria.
No penury' No raises is the motto of postordeal-records.
postordeal-records by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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