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Ms. Dayle 

fat,ugly and unintelligent, retarded ,HUGE ,Deft ,causes earthquakes when her toe hits the ground ,aka dayle the whale,fat ass,ass hole,whore,when she breathes it causes a tornado, dumb,very dumb,dumb as fuck,dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb,dumb as fuuuuuuuuuuck.
run the Ms. Dayle is sitting down
Ms. Dayle by 1738 lolololololzies December 6, 2016
Related Words
dayley • daley • Daylen • dailey • doyley • Dayle • daylynn • Dadley • Darley • daylee
Daylene is a very talented girl. She is also very pretty and nice:) she will always hug you and smile at you even when your not in a best mood. Just don’t mess with her or she will be mean to you. Daylene can be funny sometimes and loves to joke around with people. You are lucky to have Daylene in your life.
You:heyyyyy Daylene

Daylene: heyyy
Daylene by By Emily rose November 1, 2018
Is the girl you do not want to mess with. She can beat you u real quick, but do not be afraid of her. She is the girl that is good in all sports an is the best in soccer. She can be a bit frightened but is you mess with her you are in the wrong place.

She is really pretty and the boys love her.
"Is that Daleyza
daleyza by mememimi November 18, 2019

Lloyd Doyley 

A professional footballer (and general legend) who plays for Watford FC. Can also be used as a marker for general perfection.
John:How's your cake Tim?
Tim:It's good but it's no Lloyd Doyley!
Lloyd Doyley by Estuary Hornet August 11, 2011
Noun/Mythological creature . A petite, caring, lovable pixie woman. A giver of hugs and sincere smiles! Insane intuitive powers. A FLY CATCHING GYPSY. Can be found riding an enormous golden retriever through the night if a horse is not to be found. Collector of left behind curiosities from wild beasts. Brave momma she-wolf butterfly being. Shepherd of wounded souls. Brilliant artist. Wishes and golden birds can be found nesting in her curls.
"Some guy just asked me if we sell potatoes. I don't know how to tell him this is an art store."
"Go find Daylene, she will shower him with glitter and sweetness and he will melt into a puddle of goo unable to remember why he wanted potatoes in the first place."
Daylene by Meiningitis January 10, 2014
Someone who looks like a pure daddy but reviled to be a power bottom when clothing comes off.
I was looking to get completely drilled but turned out he was a total Dadley.
Dadley by DadleyJJ November 27, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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