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pokemon daycare 

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

Children's Online Daycare 

Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...
Your friend: wanna play COD?

You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!

You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!

Liquid Daycare Center

Another term for a mans ejaculate and or semen.
Honey if you keep sucking like that I’m going to deliver a liquid daycare center in your mouth
A vivid, unpleasant mental image (as in a nightmare) conjured in broad daylight, such as an impending crash, or a thought of a loved one in distress, which can cause a strong emotional response such as fear or horror.
Scott still isn't home from the game, and I'm having such a daymare! I know he's stretched out on the pavement somewhere.
daymare by Laura Gay July 5, 2011

Dick for daycare

When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid
Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"
Dick for daycare by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016
A daymare is when you are daydreaming but it seems more like a nightmare.
Judy placed her crotch over my head and now i keep having a daymare about it.
daymare by Hotpants April 19, 2005