dayft 

Do As Yer Fucking Told

Nen you need to install Tinder so you can get some pussy man. DAYFT!

dayft by davenuk April 19, 2014

DaftPina 

A beta male, hypocrite, and a Bad Youtuber.

Have you heard of this guy? He's such a DaftPina.

DaftPina by Joseph Motherly October 18, 2021

dayfly 

a popular song by DEAN featuring Sulli and Rad Museum that is amazing

Person 1: Did you listen to dayfly yet?
Person 2: Yes dumb bitch why wouldn’t I?

dayfly by trblllll December 20, 2018

dayita 

dayita is the best girl you can find out there. she's nice, friendly, kind, honest, talented, and lovable girl. dayita is basically an angel.. she is cute, beautiful and has a kind heart. she is wanted by many boys but only one will get her. dayita has lots of nicknames like, day, dayday, angel, daylight, but why do you want to call her by her nickname when her name is already beautiful, dayita.

dayita is so cute

dayita by cybeR15 April 25, 2013

Daft Punk 

In the early 90's, Thomas Bangalter and Guy Manuel de Homem-Christo said, "Fuck terrible music!" and created Daft Punk, the French-born Androids created by the will of the universe to change music forever. To distinguish themselves from other musicians of lesser importance, they clad themselves in metal and leather, and kickass helmets to boot. They created albums like Human After All, Alive, Discovery, and Homework. Then, in the summer of 2011, the infamous musical scourge DUBSTEP was created. Accompanied by the witch-harpie-dyke Skrillex, they plunged the world of music into a bass-heavy Hell, filled with a whole generation of club-goers that awkwardly nod their heads to the WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB and wonder how the hell they're supposed to dance to this shit. With Daft Punk seemingly gone from the Earth, it seemed that the future of music was doomed.

But hope came in the form of an unexpected ad during a 2013 SNL episode, when a 16-second blip of rhythm and funk was immortalized in the remixes on YouTube. Daft Punk had returned, with a new album called RAM and single set for April 19- "Get Lucky." As soon as the single released, there were multiple accounts of cranial implosion, comatose states of euphoria, and eargasms. It seemed that Daft Punk had taken the first shot in the war against Dubstep. The worlds of both old-school and new age wait with bated breath, hoping against hope that Daft Punk can prevail against Dubstep, and usher the world into a new musical era of funk.

Dude 1- "Man, I hate all these Daft Punk puns, they just get annoying."
Dude 2- "What are you talking about? Their new single was released on your birthday! It's like they created a song just for you!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, I guess they are Human After All."

Old Guy- "Back in my day, these Daft Punk guys were awesome! I saved a vinyl for my future grandkids, so they could know real music."
His 13-year-old bitch of a granddaughter- "Ew, grandpa, no one uses vinyls anymore. And I'VE never heard of these guys. But I guess if Skrillex can fuck a floppy disk and call it music, what have I got to lose?"

Daft Punk by alongwindedstoryteller April 22, 2013

Daytona Baby! 

A catchphrase by Niall Horan, one of the main characters in Duplicity H.S. fanfiction

The origin of this catchphrase is from Niall's obsession and love towards Daytona Beach where his party animal soul could be fully unleashed

*Niall waltzed through the room in joy*
Niall : "Daytona Baby!"

Aven : "It's nine in the morning! >:("

A : "Duplicity Niall is the best fanfic Niall!"
B : "Yeah, absolutely. DAYTONA, BABY!!!"

Daytona Baby! by thepotatofridge February 9, 2021

Daft o'clock 

Time of day. When someone has to get up far earlier than usual, it's daft o'clock. Generally, anything before dawn is daft o'clock.

James: I need to be up at 4 am for my train tomorrow.

Alex: What? That's daft o'clock!

Daft o'clock by Guileastes March 27, 2010