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Dāvids is a kind and intelligent guy, he's the walking definition of comedy and he'll always lighten up your day. Be sure to check on your friend Dāvids, every funny friend suffers!

He also has the biggest and thickest dick and is the best in bed.
Damn, Dāvids today? He's wearing great sweatpants, I can't stop looking!
dāvids by Hmmmmmmmhphm November 21, 2021
David is very interesting and insane. He enjoys spending time with friends, he can sometimes act as an agent and do everything according to plan. If he is your sister or sometimes brother. He will motivate you and teach you to live. He rarely leads himself funny, he is more often stupid to show that he is his own from the block. He probably has a taxi, sorry, sorry dog. He also has access to Minecraft on the computer in which he plays with his punches. His name is called fool because he is. He also likes Dimitry. Also he have poop eyes color but still looks great with hes head and ass. Last point, he has muscles everywhere, (theres no dot because he is infinitive)
vids is for street poopout :)
Dāvids by Pаtrick November 22, 2021
Dāvids is the big brains of every developer team. Especially of Estoties.
vids: There is solution for this ..
Dāvids: There is no Lava underwater.
dāvids by Lvkz November 25, 2021

Davids FUCKING BIG DICK 

A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .
"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou
Davids FUCKING BIG DICK by safasdfsa November 12, 2018

davids penis 

den smakar bajs och luktar inte got
davids penis by Äpple April 27, 2015