davenator

the product of taking a burger and replacing the meat patty with a circular disk of shit. Used as a prank or sick practical joke.

Mike: hey I just got two davenators from jane, you want one?

Jake: sure what's in it?

Mike: Not sure she said it's like nothing you've never had before

by natgio62 May 12, 2014

Danonator

A person who is a fan of the actor Paul Dano.

Person 1: Are you also a Danonator?
Person 2: yeah! What’s your favorite Paul Dano movie?

by DiceyIce April 16, 2022

Daventry

A market town located in the heart of England. Commonly referred to as "a shithole", Daventry is a thriving community of drug dealers, prostitutes and Brexiteers. As one enters the town centre, you can grasp a feel of the local architecture, as you see the never used icon building, in to which all of our funding went, hence why we are destitute. As of recent times, a cinema is being built, which will never open its doors, yet the people of Daventry still continue to fund it. The local Tesco is a place of true culture, as one gets the full Daventry experience upon arrival, having to walk through pregnant teens and coke heads to even make it into the front door. A hotspot for travellers, Daventry has managed to turn itself into the UK's biggest campsite. McDonald's, located south of Tesco, gives a whole new meaning to the term "arse"- as that is how most would describe the smell of the workers, as well as the taste of the food. Despite the local delicacy being drugs, there are plenty of amazing local takeaways - including a run-down pizza place, as well as a Chinese takeout that specialises in food poisoning and sadness. The most famous landmark within the quaint town is known as Borough Hill, and its greatest claim to fame is it did some shit in the second world war. Honestly, we're not happy, we live in hell, but please come to Daventry. You will really love our excessive amounts of pointless charity shops and hairdressers, and the local dealers will accept you right away.

"Oh my god, we can go to Daventry!"
"Wow, that sounds awesome! I love absolute crap heaps!"

by Big M November 24, 2020

Daventry

Aka Chaventry,
A small town off of Northampton full of "chavs", old people and jailbait.

Landmarks include the square (a nightclub renowned for someone shitting up the walls - literally!), mcdonalds (full of fit crew members and cool boy racers on drive thru) and ten thousand unwanted hairdressers and petrol stations!
The key features of Daventry are dog walkers, parks and an excessively large amount of hills.

If you can manage to survive not getting mugged in Southbrook or stabbed outside Fridays you'll love Daventry and its wide population of benefit claiming failures.

Guy 1: I got mugged last night by a group of jailbait chavs.
Guy 2: Really? Where were you, Daventry!?

by Mr Fluffykins August 17, 2011

jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007

Davidnator30

A Davidnator30 is a crippled asian in an wheelchair.

That Davidnator30 likes to play wheelchair sports.

by ConnorLOLLL September 18, 2011

davenport

1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch

Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.

by maggio January 17, 2006