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1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch
Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.
by maggio January 16, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A City in Iowa in the Quad Cities.
Known to be named after a couch.
It's pretty damn cool.
How come the Mark is out side of Davenport?
by 11 Is Louder Then TEn June 25, 2007
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Inside furniture when used as outside furniture, usually on a porch or patio, sometimes in a garage. Especially couches, but recliners and benches from vans set on a porch can be referred to as The Davenport.
Carl Bob's passed out on The Davenport again, should we wake him?
by MIZRIZ September 09, 2017
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The act of defecating into a laundry basket after gaining entry to someone else's place of residence.
That bitch wouldn't give back my CD's after we broke up so I broke into her house after she left for work and did a Davenport.
by Creeper1313 January 23, 2008
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A quiet suburb of stockport with a handful of county fans and a large contingent of sale sharks supporters
neale:its busy in davenport today
paul:yeh the sharks are at home!
by neale June 25, 2006
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A Davenport is an amazing person he or she would be a great friend or more. If they trust you enough then you might want to keep that close to you for the rest of your life.
Davenport: YASS GURL
by Chlo_b3ll March 02, 2019
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