1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch
Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.
by maggio January 17, 2006
The act of defecating into a laundry basket after gaining entry to someone else's place of residence.
That bitch wouldn't give back my CD's after we broke up so I broke into her house after she left for work and did a Davenport.
by Creeper1313 January 24, 2008
by 11 Is Louder Then TEn June 26, 2007
Inside furniture when used as outside furniture, usually on a porch or patio, sometimes in a garage. Especially couches, but recliners and benches from vans set on a porch can be referred to as The Davenport.
by MIZRIZ September 9, 2017
A quiet suburb of stockport with a handful of county fans and a large contingent of sale sharks supporters
by neale June 26, 2006
A Davenport is an amazing person he or she would be a great friend or more. If they trust you enough then you might want to keep that close to you for the rest of your life.
by Chlo_b3ll March 2, 2019
by Fecavore May 8, 2011