darwent

a wonky fanny flap which is often crusty around the edges.

i touched a darwent once, i then contracted blue waffle.

by ticklemypicklebbz September 29, 2011

darrent

A guy who looks drunk half the time and is usaully bored. But he is also cool and nice (when he wants to be).

He is so Darrent.

by Watt...Imma.Humanz? September 28, 2017

darwen

Old industrial town in east Lancashire, UK.
Populated by toad fuckers and dirt bags and well, thats pretty much it. A666 is the only road that passes through and it is not advisable to stop for any reason.

Person 1: I'm off to Darwen
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: To fuck a toad

by Not a toad fucker January 13, 2007

Derwent

A derwent derwen is a colloquial term for a person who is or acts stupid or retarded. It refers to a large estate (The Derwent) where people with learning disabilities live and run a garden shop. It is a term which comes traditionally from North Shropshire but is begining to recieve more mainstream usage.

"Dont be such a derwent"
"Stop acting like you live at the derwent"
"Your such a derwent-face"

by jeff834 January 16, 2009

Darenth

Pronounced, Daren. The most unique name you can possibly think of and which is not even pronounced the way you read it. *th is omitted*
Only one person owns this name. Wikipedia would still give you a definition of it, as a village and civil parish in the Dartford District of Kent, England. The parish is located to the south-east of Dartford town; the village is three miles (4.8km) from there. So at least there is some existence in this world.

Darenth, I think I'm just gonna call you D.

by dmte9006 May 13, 2010

dardent

Another word for ‘didn’t’ but can be used in many other tenses

“I dardent do it” or “I dardent wanna be here”

by HBprivskwlkidz2017 June 21, 2019

Darents

A singular word for aunt and uncle, specifically for on the dad’s side of the family. Similar to “parents” the singular word for mom and dad. See “marents” for mom’s side of the family.

I’m going to see my darents with my parents today, my mother isn’t too excited.

by colinisbetterthanizzy June 30, 2022