A derwent derwen is a colloquial term for a person who is or acts stupid or retarded. It refers to a large estate (The Derwent) where people with learning disabilities live and run a garden shop. It is a term which comes traditionally from North Shropshire but is begining to recieve more mainstream usage.
by jeff834 January 16, 2009
Get the Derwent mug.The day before valentines day when its all awkward and you have no idea what to do. Named for Saint Derpentine, who lives in Derps everywhere.
Guy 1: What are you getting Shelly for Valentine's?
Guy 2: I dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong Derpentine's Day...
Guy 2: I dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong Derpentine's Day...
by Rutabega234 March 28, 2012
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Palin: hurr durr derp derp hurr durr Russia hurr durr folksy
Painter: that's right - just keep talking right into that flaking brickwork - that's some quality derpentine.
Painter: that's right - just keep talking right into that flaking brickwork - that's some quality derpentine.
by Grae Hall May 2, 2010
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by Tanya W of PA March 21, 2005
Get the dersent mug.A Derwen is a colloquial term for a person who is or acts stupid or retarded. It refers to a large estate (The Derwen) where people with learning disabilities live,run a garden shop and have a college. It is a term which comes traditionally from Oswestry, North Shropshire but is begining to recieve more mainstream usage.
"Dont be such a derwen"
*someone falls over* "Haha! Derwen!"
*Someone gets something incorrect "Your a Derwen. "
Mainly Used to Degrade people.
*someone falls over* "Haha! Derwen!"
*Someone gets something incorrect "Your a Derwen. "
Mainly Used to Degrade people.
by DerynDoesLawl. May 1, 2009
Get the Derwen mug.Dangerous disease, caused by excessive use of tea.
Symptoms: Often taking(too long) breakes for drinking tea tea, being obsessed by farming tea, other herbs, and trees.
Also listening alot Limp Bizkit, and being very unlucky (especially in video games) is very common by infected people.
However, there are also smaller side effects, like naming things(chat channels ect.) after their obsessions.
Unfortunately, there is no way to cure this disease, exept
When u got this disease, it's highly advised to look for a Derventio expert, such as a psychiatrist.
Symptoms: Often taking(too long) breakes for drinking tea tea, being obsessed by farming tea, other herbs, and trees.
Also listening alot Limp Bizkit, and being very unlucky (especially in video games) is very common by infected people.
However, there are also smaller side effects, like naming things(chat channels ect.) after their obsessions.
Unfortunately, there is no way to cure this disease, exept
When u got this disease, it's highly advised to look for a Derventio expert, such as a psychiatrist.
'You shouldn't drink that much tea my dear son, you don't want to get Derventio, do you?'
'Cor Blimey! Put your music volume down, that Limp Bizkit is ruining my ears, you've got Derventio or something?!'
'Cor Blimey! Put your music volume down, that Limp Bizkit is ruining my ears, you've got Derventio or something?!'
by Ammer & Randy July 8, 2009
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