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A strong, negative reaction one gets after unexpectedly eating a piece of bitter dark chocolate.
Once during Halloween I got such a bad darkshock I nearly puked.
darkshock by Doc Shock December 8, 2009
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darksocial 

Someone who is short and eats melons
Person 1 - "Isiah is darksocial"
Person 2 "I know right?"
darksocial by aonesupremacy October 10, 2021

DarkChocolate 

Used to describe a ( black) person's skin tone.
Skin that glows and resembles DarkChocolate.
Better than saying "a person is Dark in complexion."
"Viola Davis and Lupita Nyongo are DarkChocolates."

darkchicken69 

A very lovely woman who has webbed fingers however she IS NOT KRCS wife and loves eating tiger bread and hates swimming in her pool
Darkchicken69 is awesome

DarkChoclt 

A.K.A young, sexy mother fucker
They call me DarkChoclt, aka young, sexy mother fucker
DarkChoclt by MBTK94 January 10, 2021

dickshocked 

for when you're so completely and utterly shocked that you get an erection.
"shit man i am absolutely gobsmacked. dickshocked, even"
dickshocked by offesetorin November 14, 2022

Dorishocker 

Dorishocking is the act of placing one finger in the vagina and four in the rectum and rubbing vigorously.
Last night my boyfriend tried the dorishocker but was disappointed to discover I couldn't fit four fingers in my rectum simultaneously.

Dan was instantly disgusted to discover his girlfriend preferred the dorishocker to cunnilingus.
Dorishocker by Psych0naut23 September 30, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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