dark siding 

Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6

john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.

dark siding by kper June 7, 2007

Darksiding 

The process of negging off over something to the point that you are fully sided out. Often Darksiders are quiet, moody and confused.

'I'm fully siding out'

'Mate, don't go all darkside on me'

'I'm completely darksiding about it'

Darksiding by Prophet of the Dark Side March 26, 2010

Darksiding 

A state of inebriation caused by mass amounts of mind altering drugs and Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.

Friend one: Last night was crazy, I can't believe I walked home without shoes in the snow.
Friend two: Yeah man, you were so darksiding.

Darksiding by Beree October 21, 2007

Darksiding 

Going where there is no cell reception or internet connection. Wayyyy off the grid.

We can't get a hold of him, he's been darksiding all summer.

Darksiding by wetwerks June 8, 2017

darksliding 

Darksliding is a skateboarding trick where a rider flips their board upside down and slides across a rail or ledge.

After hours of practicing at the skate park, Jason finally nailed the darksliding trick on his skateboard, impressing all his friends

darksliding by Heyhottie🥵 February 17, 2025