A delicious mix of Martell VS and Cranberry juice served over ice with the garnish of your choosing. A Classic Cocktail in every sense of the word and the signature drink of all hard partying fellas. Trust Me When I Tell You, this libation does not disappoint.

Huff: I hate every wine option that we have available here.

Kyle: I agree and to make matters worse, now they are out of Cream Ale.

Matt: What are we going to drink now?

Nail$: Barkeep! Pour us a round of Danimal Cocktails!

Danimal Cocktail by Falcon Thunder Fist March 24, 2022

Related Words

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dansition

When a person having the name Dan (or some variation) changes the subject of a conversation, creating an effective transition (dansition) to the next topic. Generally started by the phrase "so anyways".

Dan was uncomfortable talking about it, so he made a dansition.

dansition by Mel77 August 22, 2009

dasim

A common graffiti artist known in southern New Jersey. No one actually knows who he/she is, but they have marked their graffiti in many places all over. They are one of the most common known graffiti artists in southern Jersey.

The graffiti consists of a star, the word "DASIM", and then an arrow pointing towards the word at the end. No one really knows what "DASIM" means, but practically everyone knows what it is. But, despite all this, no one knows who the "DASIM" graffiti artist is.

"Yo man, did you see that DASIM over there on that street light?"
"No way, but theres plenty more DASIM graffiti markings all over town!"
"Does anyone even know who DASIM is or what it means?"
"Nahh, I don't think anyone does!"

dasim by KelseyKels February 2, 2008

Danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.

"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.

Danism by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019

Danimal

Any man that was given the birthname of Daniel or Dan that is a savage pornstar in bed, who goes for hours just to bust once, and then does again just for the sport of it. Also known for his borderline alcoholism.

Girl 1: "How was your night last night?"
Girl 2: "Danimal came over, now I can't walk without limping, in fact I think I need a wheelchair."

Danimal by D:D August 29, 2008

Danimals

The most baller yogurt drink this side of the Mississippi. Never fuck with a nigga that drinks Danimals, it's common sense. Danimals has been known to numb emotions and increase the blood flow to your dick, causing raging erections and sporadic tantrums that could cost you your aorta.

Nigga 1: "Oh shit son, that nigga's packin' Danimals."
Nigga 2: "Shutup."

Danimals by OriginJM November 15, 2007

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026