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a term to describe someone that runs around town and gets road head daily
oh that dude is such a dankte
dankte by daddyjader June 9, 2016
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dankredible 

1. A great QUALITY of a Cannabis product that is impossible to believe to be so good!

2. An EDIBLE that is so INCREDIBLE. DANKTASTIK

3. Something that is so AWESOME..that is impossible to believe to be so DANK!! AWSMTASTIK
That edible is so good it’s DANKREDIBLE
That glob of wax looks DANKREDIBLE
That back flip was DANKREDIBLE
dankredible by ClassicRonnie April 30, 2019
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dankxecution 

🔥 The act of doing something in a planned way that is AWESOME to the MAX DANKXECUTION DANK
🔥 Vincent rolled a joint of Gorilla Glue #4 , crumble and a glass tip . It was a perfect DANKXECUTION !
dankxecution by ClassicRonnie May 26, 2019

Dante with both hands 

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.
"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

DANKTASTIK 

An ENHANCED version of the word DANK for the DANKIEST of DANK! DANKTASTIK
🔥 Vincent’s weed is DANKTASTIK!
🔥I opened a bag of fresh cannabis and it smells DANKTASTIK!
🔥 Those DANK poplocking moves are DANKTASTIK
DANKTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019

yankee dankee doodle shyte 

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

pulling a dante

Wearing Sunglasses inside. Most likely seen at parties.
He wore sunglasses to a party!
Woah dude, he's Pulling a Dante
pulling a dante by SaltElements June 14, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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