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dankiest 

Only the dankiest of memers reside in these halls...
dankiest by hnatE January 10, 2017
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Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky 

Is a rare cancer found only in Madagascar. Named for its similarity to the Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Lemur. Symptoms include eyeballs like saucers, ghetto booty, and enlarged thyroid glands.
Yo, you be readin' aboot dat foo wit da Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky?

dankest memer 

Ha, did you see that person call james the dankest memer 152 times?
dankest memer by ytehfdawe\rsfd October 28, 2017
Dank means something that's really cool or epic.

In Meme friendly version,

Dank Meme refers to viral memes which are cool, super funny, epic, awesome, blah blah.

Dankest is the best version of that ( as mentioned in the high school grammar class )

Also there's also a site called dankest.co which sells meme worthy shirts.
Dudeee, this is the dankest meme I have ever seen on the internet.
dankest by Usernamenotavailable December 28, 2018
The sickest or illest shit ever.
Yo dawg take a hit off this tweed. This shit is the dankest. yo dawg that car is the dankest
dankest by William Waldrep June 29, 2005
high potent marijuana that gets you really fucked up
damn im ripped off those dankies
dankies by d@d@nkM@n May 13, 2005

dankfest 

Annual celebration that takes place the Sunday before Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of everything that isn't celebrated on thanksgiving and most importantly it is a day that counter acts to downer of spending Thanksgiving with family you do not like. Dankfest is identical to Thanksgiving in that there is an abundance of high quality food items that each patron is required to bring. Focus is placed on excessive drinking and drug use, the danker the better. Usually limited to friends and not family, unless it is cool family that are fun to hang out with. Being a Louisville Cardinal fan is also recommend but not required. Dankfest will be celebrating its 10th year tomorrow on 11-22-09
Hey, were going to the Louisville game to watch Peyton Siva ball out. Could you go ahead and take my lasagna to Dankfest for me and put a blunt in the air to say sorry that I am late.
dankfest by '][' |-| 3 \/ | L L 3 November 21, 2009
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