daloof

When you're wearing a wet suit above water, but you're still soaking wet and just as you're sitting down your balls smash out the fart-air trapped behind them creating a noise similar to "daloof"

I was so gassy the other day when we went diving and kept farting in my wet suit. When I got out of the water and sat, I was SO embarassed because my balls let out the biggest "daloof" I've ever heard.

daloof by Jocelynski October 25, 2008

daloof

A combination of distant and aloof.

"I can't tell if he's zoning out or if he thinks he's too cool for us."
"Oh don't worry, he's just daloof like that."

daloof by watermelon69 November 11, 2012

Daloongi 

An abundance of pineapples that eats blueberry nachos.

Logan has alot of daloongi.

Brian ate an costco hotdog, daloongi

Daloongi by Daloongi May 14, 2014

Dualoofing 

The act of 2 people, usually twins, acting standoffish and detached from society but publish their ills on social media.

Chris and Steve must of been dualoofing again because they were posting obtuse and cogent things on Facebook.

Dualoofing by Ohyeahr December 2, 2018

Delooff 

At short, a walking punch-line. A Delooff will mingle with unfamiliar people and brag about being a spec-ops civil affairs clerk, but forget to leave out important details such as being a frail, mentally handicapped soldier paired with tourette syndrome, whom cracks under the slightest pressure and is completely incapable of following simple directions. A Delooff will talk unrelentingly about his past accomplishments that have never happened, in fact the more you find out about a Delooff the more you will realize that he holds no credibility whatsoever, as he fumbles virtually everything he is tasked to do. A Delooff will refuse to acknowledge the fact that his wife is cheating on him and has birthed another man's child, thinking it's his own. At first impression many will be under the deception that a Delooff is a competent soldier, but under further exposure will come to see he bears an IQ similar to a cinder block. Continued exposure to a Delooff may cause (but not limited to) the following; nausea, irritability, impotence, brain aneurysm, and male-pattern baldness. Please forward to all who may risk exposure to a Delooff

Matt: "See that guy over there sniffing his fingers? That moron is only good for 2 things. No good and good for nothing."

Steve: "So in other words he's a Delooff?"

Delooff by Sticky Pillow October 22, 2010

DALOOSH 

A word created by Julie-Ann Orchard and Jackie Orchard, word that is a short and better version of the word delusional.

You're daloosh

DALOOSH by jporch October 31, 2011

Dippy Daloo 

One who is an enigma.

He appears out of nowhere and is considered to be in the highest echelon of awesomeness.

"That guy just pulled a Dippy Daloo!"

"Check out Dippy Daloo over there, ass hole."

Dippy Daloo by billcheese1 April 14, 2010