When you're wearing a wet suit above water, but you're still
soaking wet and just as you're sitting down
your balls smash out the fart-air trapped behind them
creating a noise similar to "daloof"
I was so gassy
the other day when we went diving and kept farting in my wet suit. When I got
out of the water and sat, I was SO embarassed because my balls let out
the biggest "daloof" I've ever heard.