dalome Share definition Flag the biggest douchebag in existence. does everything for attention. pathetic. lives at home at age 25. refers to self in third person. DALOME DOES WHAT HE WANTS! HE DOES WHAT HE DOES CAUSE ITS ALWAYS WHAT HES DONE! dalome by dlomhater September 28, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the dalome mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch