A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.

Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the dobler dahmer theory.

dobler dahmer theory by Yangarang June 19, 2016

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doing a dahmer

Pulling a practical joke. Before Jeffrey Dahmer was a psycho serial killer, he was an alcholic class clown at his high school. Classmates reffered to any practical joke or crazy antic as "doing a Dahmer". Later, it would come to mean "killing, having sex with, and dismembering a man".

see the A&E Biography of Jeffrey Dahmer for the actual mentioning of this phrase

Joe: Kevin was just doing a Dahmer right in the middle of class
John: Oh my God! The teacher didn't stop him?!
Joe: Dude, calm down. It means played a joke.

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Dolmerston

A furry creature that likes to thrive in the jungle with other Dolmerston.

The Dolmerston is thriving.

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Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffre Dahmer was a homosexual serial killer who killed 17 teenagers and young adults, his MO (Latin: Modus Operandi, English: Mode of Operation) was to aproach a male that he liked, offer them money to pose naked for photos, take them back to his flat, drug them, have sex with them, kill them befor they regained conciouse, had sex with their bodies again, dismember their bodies in his bathtub, disolve some body parts in acid and throw the rest in the trash.

Dahmer would keep trophies of his victims, he would cut of their heads, boil off the flesh polish and paint them and keep them in his house. He would also take polaroids of his victims as he dismemberd them and he would keep parts of their anatomy and freeze, preserve or eat them (i.e. heart, liver, flesh, penis and testicles, et cetera . . . )

Dahmer was caught and imprisoned in 1991 and was found guilty of 15 murders, he was sentenced to something like 940 years.

In 1994 he was beaten to death in prison.

For more info on the famouse Jeffrey Dahmer, go to www.crimelibrary.com and type Jeffrey Dahmer into the "Search" on the website.

Jeffrey Dahmer by Stephen Foy July 14, 2004

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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