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1- The last time your mom walked in on you when you were making a video of you jerking off for a porn site and afterwards you still did it.

2. a man formally dressing but only because his 85 year old mom told him too.

1. that was dallasper why the fuck wouldn't she knock, i might as well finish I guess.

2.wow i feel really bad for that guy that's dallasper, at least he looks nice in that suit.

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dallased

Dallased is another word for fucked. It is used on 1d stan twitter to reference Larry Stylinson in Dallas in 2012, when they were both seen very flustered and sweaty during a press conference.

Just got dallased again.

dallased by louisharrylarry28 October 25, 2020

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dallased

A term which larries created which means getting railed, and then being seen with messy hair, glossy eyes, swollen and red lips + flushed cheeks.

I got dallased by my boyfriend Zach yesterday.

dallased by moresau October 29, 2020

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Dallased

a verb meaning for one to get fucked very hard by another

Harry gets dallased by louis whenever he wants

Dallased by dallaslarry October 29, 2020

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dellaper

an underwater Christmas, in which sharks are the main characters

The sharks celebrated dellaper.

dellaper by Jennifer January 10, 2005

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Dallased

To get fingered up thy ass. (v/pn)

Get Dallased!!
Please Dallas me.
You just got Dallased.
Your finger smells, did you just Dallas yourself.

Dallased by Dallas Haters April 30, 2010

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dallasperalta

best tiktok account!! uses they/them pronouns like me :) they’re overall an entire mood and their page never fails to make me smile! ily!!

dallasperalta is awesome

dallasperalta by mr.scratchescoochiehairs June 29, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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