dallasper

1- The last time your mom walked in on you when you were making a video of you jerking off for a porn site and afterwards you still did it.

2. a man formally dressing but only because his 85 year old mom told him too.

1. that was dallasper why the fuck wouldn't she knock, i might as well finish I guess.

2.wow i feel really bad for that guy that's dallasper, at least he looks nice in that suit.

by Costco Crayons July 18, 2022

dallased

Dallased is another word for fucked. It is used on 1d stan twitter to reference Larry Stylinson in Dallas in 2012, when they were both seen very flustered and sweaty during a press conference.

Just got dallased again.

by louisharrylarry28 October 25, 2020

dallased

A term which larries created which means getting railed, and then being seen with messy hair, glossy eyes, swollen and red lips + flushed cheeks.

I got dallased by my boyfriend Zach yesterday.

by moresau October 29, 2020

Dallased

a verb meaning for one to get fucked very hard by another

Harry gets dallased by louis whenever he wants

by dallaslarry October 29, 2020

dellaper

an underwater Christmas, in which sharks are the main characters

The sharks celebrated dellaper.

by Jennifer January 10, 2005

Dallased

To get fingered up thy ass. (v/pn)

Get Dallased!!
Please Dallas me.
You just got Dallased.
Your finger smells, did you just Dallas yourself.

by Dallas Haters April 30, 2010

dallasperalta

best tiktok account!! uses they/them pronouns like me :) they’re overall an entire mood and their page never fails to make me smile! ily!!

dallasperalta is awesome

by mr.scratchescoochiehairs June 29, 2021