3 definitions by Costco Crayons
As a wise man once said, ¨what the fuck are we doing here¨! That man was a baby whitch was me. later on in life when I Was five I was about to go for a job interview at a toy monster truck insurance registry. I was prepared as always but when I was walking to my Toyota Crayola that was in the driveway when I realised my car was stolen by Lemmy. He had left a note written in crayola that read ha ha you stupid toddler I have stolen your car. This was when I fell to my knees and shouted into the sky ¨TO THE MOOOOON¨!!!! So I wet my pants and cried myself to sleep that night. The next morning I had realised I forgot the interview, I had about 217 messages on the answering crayon. ¨I guess I didn't hear them over the sound of my stolen cars engine in my bedroom. So I did the best I could to get ready to march to the Monster truck insurance registry and I decided to take the car there. When I drove in I was greeted by a very stupid looking man in the mirror of my stolen car, It was me! I had forgotten to wipe my tears and change my multilayered pull ups. But Ill have you know that wasn't going to stop me from getting the job at the, the... Therapy session??? so apparently I am a 68 year old insane lunatic who was riding on crayons wearing diapers and eating crayons. Anyways the the therapist was this guy named Carter Dewolfe, so there's the definition, a guy who helps 68 year old insane people.
by Costco Crayons November 18, 2020
The best friggin crayons on this side of the milky way. These are the crayons you can take anywhere you can even do business with it. The slick and tough flow of the crayon will lasta solid 28.9263 seconds after first use. After that u r in trouble because It'll snap into 5 other crayons that are poisonous but are also the best quality ever, so just don't inhale them. you should wear T-45 armor just to be safe and also the starting price is 32.49 per crayons.
by Costco Crayons December 2, 2020
1- The last time your mom walked in on you when you were making a video of you jerking off for a porn site and afterwards you still did it.
2. a man formally dressing but only because his 85 year old mom told him too.
2. a man formally dressing but only because his 85 year old mom told him too.
1. that was dallasper why the fuck wouldn't she knock, i might as well finish I guess.
2.wow i feel really bad for that guy that's dallasper, at least he looks nice in that suit.
2.wow i feel really bad for that guy that's dallasper, at least he looks nice in that suit.
by Costco Crayons July 19, 2022