dadjob

When you have someone bite your penis while they slap your balls around.

"This hot slut gave me a dadjob in the bathroom stall at a club it was amazing"

by DaddysDirtySecrets July 29, 2016

dajobo

A short funnny man that has tiny feet.. But is strongggg .. Exactlyyy

That slb boy is such a dajobo

by movado26 March 27, 2011

daijobu

Nihongo. 1990’s.
1: no problem. No worries.

<i> OH MY GOD-- THE HOUSE IS BURNING, THE CHILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THE INSURANCE ISN'T PAID...</I>

"Daijobu," said the fireman.

by Nco November 17, 2003

Dadmobil

A vehicle which should only be driven by a Dad, often driven by their son. This vehicle often receives a cult following, and is often considered an indestructible, undeniable machine of beauty. It is also usually massive.

"I heard that Chris is driving, which means we all get to ride in the Dadmobil."

"How the hell do you even park the Dadmobil?! It's massive!"

by funtimeharesy May 18, 2010

dadoobies

another word mums use for boobs

example: ‘jennifer you have some fat dadoobies’

by krh April 13, 2019

dayjobbin

The act of going to a job daily that most likely isn't in the entertainment field.

"My Temp agency just called me. Should be dayjobbin any day now."

"My band hasn't been getting gigs so I gotta start dayjobbin."

by Elon James White May 8, 2008

2020 dayjob

The non-existent work a suddenly-unemployed waiter or waitress looks for, to make ends meet in the coronavirus economy.

An actress by training, a waitress by profession, she quickly needed to find a 2020 dayjob, with the whole world staying home. It wasn't going to be easy.

by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020