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dadbooking 

Defined: As the deliberate and intentional search for ones biological parents (Father) using the popular social networking site Facebook. It is compounded by the untouched desire to seek out one’s father in what is usually a failed attempt at happiness.
Usage:

Kala- Hey Amber what did you do today.

Amber- Well earlier I had a sandwich and then me and my brother spent a few hours dadbooking, but we couldn’t find that sucka.

Kala- Yeah he really needs to come through with child support.
dadbooking by Michael DeForest February 10, 2010
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The erection of a male's penis caused by his girlfriend, fiance, or wife. These cannot be caused by whores, bitches, or skags. Pornography can NOT cause a dadoing.
the way you shake it, the way you make it, i ain't never seen an ass like that... the way you shake it make me get a DADOING!!! Whooooaaaahh!!
dadoing by GersCat May 30, 2005

Darkoking 

Absolutely fucks you in the ass raw no protection gives you 0 rtp leaves you broke and with a staff infection
Hate getting darkoed there goes my rent for the week Fuck Cunt dammmm darkoking
Darkoking by Ehhhhhperderpa July 1, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026