Dadmobil 

A vehicle which should only be driven by a Dad, often driven by their son. This vehicle often receives a cult following, and is often considered an indestructible, undeniable machine of beauty. It is also usually massive.

"I heard that Chris is driving, which means we all get to ride in the Dadmobil."

"How the hell do you even park the Dadmobil?! It's massive!"

Dadmobil by funtimeharesy May 18, 2010

danmobile

Any car that hits the ditch after a night of heavy drinking and excessive partying. Bonus points if you have a bong strapped in the backseat. Please note that it’s never the drivers fault no matter how inebriated they may seem. “It just drove itself into the ditch I swear! It’s that damn steering wheel!”

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that Danmobile crashed at the side of the highway?”

Person 2: “yeah, I think it was coming from Kelly’s party.”

danmobile by Goddamn_definitionz April 14, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004