The blank, vaguely agreeable expression someone defaults to while their brain desperately loads a socially acceptable reaction. A modern fusion of 1950s “daddy-o” cool with digital dissociation.
She asked if I was okay after ghosting her for two weeks and I hit her with pure Daddy-O Buffer Face while internally spiraling
A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.
Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.
Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.
A condition under which a female suffers from the terrible misfortune of being born with her father's face, effectively ruining her chances of ever being truly attractive.
Paris Hilton *could* be hot; too bad she's got a daddyface.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!