Traditionally, bacon has been obtained from mutilated pig bodies. However, in the spirit of anti-speciesism (treating all species as equals), we can also obtain bacon from humanely harvested dog bodies. To differentiate bacon obtained from pigs that traditionally are called bacon from that obtained from dogs, we introduce a new word - dacon, aka d(og b)acon.
Dacon is the most famous product of Elwood organic dog meat company as dog meat connoisseurs love it while cow/pig/chicken/fish/lamb eating anti-dog-meat activists leave angry hate messages about it.
The Swamps of Dagobah (also known as Rotten Anus) refers to an iconic Reddit comment telling the story of probably the most disgusting and vomit-inducing medical operation ever recorded. I do not advise reading the comment while eating unless you have a strong stomach.
“I justread the Swamps of Dagobah comment.”
“What’s that?”
“Don’t ask.”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).