Dacota

A funny kid that's easy to be friends with. Usually short and has really good hair. But he's like a pet to every kind of girl at school. Its impossible to go out with him though cause he can't handle a relationship.

Girl 1: I really like Dacota but there's always so many girls flirting with him.
Girl 2: Yeah, i see him hugging girls allll the time

by lalalalalalalalalalalalalala* September 24, 2011

DaCota

A rockin guy with ninja skills!

That's So DaCota!

by justice felony February 4, 2010

dacota

ver short the best freind you will ever meet but all his height went to his dick that is why he so short he will date ever blonde chick in the school

random dude: that dacota is a very short tiny man other dude alikes to touch children

other guy; yeah i know he was raping me in the bathroom the other day

by titty licker February 9, 2022

dacota girl

naughty, uninnocent, and very sexual girl who loves to stroke that tiny cock

Good lord, that Dacota Girl is giving him a hangjob.

by hello,my name is December 25, 2016

Dakota Handshake

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.

Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.

by ehorgski December 6, 2019

North Dakota

1) Not part of Canada.
2) Where most of the film "Fargo" wasn't filmed.

Isn't North Dakota in Canada?
No

by Um...Joe October 1, 2004