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n. slang: Anything and all things related to the social networking site FACEBOOK.

alternate spelling:
da face, the face, theface, thaface
"Hey Jordan! Welcome to Da face!"

"Man, I was on tha face last night and it crashed! Sux man."
Da face by mrcary September 21, 2009
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2 to da face 

The art of smoking two marijuana blunts to the face. Only the few, the proud, the pot smokers have experienced such a plesent feeling as 2 to da face.
Darius: Yo homie I rolled two fat ass blunts, you down homie or what?
Mike: Shit yeah I'm down for somkin 2 to da face!!
2 to da face by Chi City 101 August 22, 2009

Punch 'Em In Da Face

When some one piss you off, PUNCH 'EM IN DA FACE!
"Man, these bitches is pissin' me off"
"So, punch 'em in da face!"
Punch 'Em In Da Face by Ashley November 21, 2003

Kick-in-da-face!! 

In football, the art of tackling a certain awkward person with a large nose , then brutally smashing his face with a size 12 perfectly formed kick. This can be made easily by designing a play to set up the opportunity for a great kick.
Who the hell kick-in-da-face!! me?!?!?
Kick-in-da-face!! by Speakman2619 August 24, 2010

In da face 

Showing somebody up in an extreme way.
Him winning that award was so In Da Face.
In da face by Lmf4ua December 31, 2011

Slappa da face 

When you orgasm in your hand and slap your woman across the face.
Yo that girl just got slappa da faced.
Slappa da face by Slappa da face November 18, 2020

Face to da base 

To suck dick to the bottom of the shaft.
"Yo hoe, Face to da base."
Face to da base by V-Dub March 22, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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