award

Stands for being :
Assraped With A Rotating Device.
Usually enjoyed by a fgusc or tom woods

Man Tom woods is such an unpopular fgusc i bet he lives to collect awards.

by Burrett September 26, 2004

Award

I once received awards and lost them its a sad thing.

It would be a blessing to get them back, is the best thing.

Contest publishers,sweepstakes publishers,lottery publishers is the best thing to recieve.

So many lost rewards came threw the mail, its a shame i lost them as well. I would love to move foward in the industry and become a representative again as well.

To receive a award is the greatest thing in life i would love to be awarded for great insight.

Might i get this lucky chance to success in the industry is my only advance.

I love the world and what it has,awards can make me free atlast. Lost audit awards its a shame they passed.

Receiving the reward of riches could set me free at last.

Awards awards awards for poetry what a blast.

To get a award is great. Awards comes in many shapes and sizes

by regardless devon victory November 11, 2025

award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.

There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

award whore

Person who obsessively craves awards and recognition. These individuals devote most of their time and effort developing intricate Machiavellian plans to obtain more awards and recognition. Social interactions are dominated by bragging about awards received, describing current plans in excruciating detail and patronizing advice on how others can obtain awards.

Dude: Hey, Richard, you're an award whore!
Richard: Great! I'll add that to my resume.

by Thabias Gruntfuttock April 24, 2014

award winning

This term is used to connote positivity, or negativity with a particular situation, or object.

On its own, the term is good. But, mix up your words a bit, and you can flip it around to make it seem bad.

"Dude I crashed into a manure truck the other day."
"I'm not surprised, your driving isn't exactly award winning."

"That Klipspringer is an award winning son of a bitch."

"Dude, Terry is so rico suave with the ladies, it's award winning."

by Raney November 19, 2004

award show

To go "award show" is to get all tearful and emotional in front of an audience.

David went all award show in front of everyone when he found out he was getting promoted to HMFIC.

by Paris Hilton March 16, 2005

Award Tour

A blitzkrieg-like celebratory jaunt of licking, sucking, and fucking where the total length of tour is predetermined to avoid headaches, inconveniences, or heartache.

That bitch is moving away and I've got an old lady too so we set up an Award Tour from October to November to keep that shit simple and tight.

by pH Balance January 25, 2008