da/dt 

Don't ask/Don't tell

Hey! My lips are sealed. DA/DT....

da/dt by GargoylesRock May 21, 2018

DADTASTIK 

An AWESOME UPGRADED version of a DAD.. when a DAD is a bit more than just a DAD..hes DADTASTIK 🤘

🔥 Dude, Dad bought pizza for everyone..hes DADTASTIK
🔥 Hes not just DAD..Hes DADTASTIK

DADTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

dadtm 

Where offspring, mostly daughters, use their father as their own ATM.

Son #1: Is it me, or is Kim always bringing home bags full of goodies from the mall?

Son #2: Yeah, you would too if you had your own dadtm!

dadtm by Rebarboss1 December 3, 2022

DADT 

Don't Ask Don't Tell -

1) The Don't Ask Don't Tell policy in the US military, in which homosexuality was to be overlooked as long as no one asked about it and it wasn't obvious or wasn't revealed in any manner. It was intended to give gay members of the military some freedom from persecution, but has, in practice, forced gay people into the closet when revealing their relationship or sexual orientation is cause for punishment.

2) A relationship structure in which a person who is partnered is permitted to have additional sexual or romantic relationships on the condition that his or her partner does not know anything about those additional relationships and does not meet any of those other people.

Commentary: Many people in the polyamorous community frown on DADT relationships, and choose not to become involved in such relationships. There are many dangers in such relationships, including: the idea that a person who claims to be involved in such a relationship may simply be cheating (as the relationship often provides no mechanism by which that person's partner may be contacted to confirm that the relationship permits other relationships); the fact that many people choose DADT relationships as a way of avoiding and not dealing with emotional issues such as jealousy; and the fact that DADT relationships are built on a foundation of lack of communication within the existing relationship.

No, honey, I'm not cheating, my wife and I have a DADT open marriage! You can trust me!

DADT by Joreth April 8, 2010

Dadtax 

A portion of any item received by any household member that the Dad is entitled to. Most often applied to food and drink items. Applies to items given to or purchased by any household member as a contribution for all the wonderful things that a Dad does for the household without recognition or reward. The tax is applied entirely at the descretion of the Dad and can be used at home, in the car, at the shops, at friends houses, or anywhere else in the known and unknown galaxy.

"That cake looks nice." - holds out hand - "Time for some Dadtax"
-Opens bag of sweets/lollies - "I've opened it for you, now make with the Dadtax"

Dadtax by Judge Dad September 14, 2020

dadtf 

Drunk and down to fuck. Defines the mindframe in which your inebriation (a) strips you of all logical, decision-making skills; (b) depletes your knowledge of the word "no;" and (c) makes horniness conquer all. You are pursuing bad decisions in the name of getting some, but masking the shame with copious amounts of alcohol.

Girl 1: Are you going to that shady frat tonight? They'll probably date-rape you
Girl 2: Fuck yeah, I don't even need to be drugged! I'm DADTF.

dadtf by alphaphratty March 22, 2009

dadtrapping 

When you take a child that is not yours (I.e. Your niece or nephew or even much younger cousin) to the store or market in order to gain sympathy and eventually the numbers of women who sympathize you for being a single dad.

"So, you weren't just about to take Jake to the store for the third time this week? Dude. You're dadtrapping."

dadtrapping by APimpNamedGator April 14, 2017