d-pen
Short for double penetration, the act of plugging more than one hole of a girl with penis'. The girl is usually a cooze, but some are also very innocent
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I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building
An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.
I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building by Artie D. May 1, 2006
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If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle
A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle by Action_kamen November 5, 2010
If it had a penis, I'd touch it.
something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
If it had a penis, I'd touch it. by jake christy February 2, 2009