d-pen 

Short for double penetration, the act of plugging more than one hole of a girl with penis'. The girl is usually a cooze, but some are also very innocent

"Jason and I had her in the mouth and butt at the same time last night! Total D-pen action!"

d-pen by WIRWPW May 21, 2008

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building 

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building by Artie D. May 1, 2006

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle 

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

Pence’d 

1. To have faith in someone who BLINDSIDES you and let’s you down

2. When someone reveals their true colors and BETRAYS you in a time of need

3. When a COWARD doesn’t uphold the truth

Example: Judas “Pence’d” Christ, to the Jewish authorities, in return for thirty pieces of silver

Pence’d by SosGod777 April 30, 2021

Penske'd 

Getting blown by a girl u just met in a penske truck parking lot

Bro I just got penske'd!

Penske'd by Dong Juan February 12, 2010

Penis'd 

When a guy flashes you by suprise while coming around a corner.

Billy got penis'd on the way home from school today.

Penis'd by Tauson August 19, 2010

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. 

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. by jake christy February 2, 2009