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A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
by Action_kamen November 5, 2010
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An adjective used to describe an object that's doubly ridiculous or just plain impossible to believe. Used when shocked or surprised.
An adult being able to see what makes cinnamon toast crunch so popular? That's absolutely absurd, inconceivable, ridiculous, impossicant!
by Action_kamen November 4, 2010
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