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I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.
boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"
I'd suck her dick by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011

I'd suck a cock 

YRG basketball slang for making a bet that the shooter of the basketball would miss a shot.
Yourrage: I'd suck a cock if he hits that
*hits shot*

Yourrage: *screams intensively*

I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.
Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.

Fat D Suck

A blow j for someone with a big fatty dick.
-"Eyy Jesus, that bitch's got some good snazz! Bet i'll get my fat D sucked."
-"Chh, you aint down"

Fat D - same thing. :D
Fat D Suck by :DDDDDD June 14, 2008

National suck d*ck day 

Just go suck ya n*gga dick all crazy
National suck d*ck day:Go stoopid ahhh go crazy

suck a d 

Short for "suck a dick", when talking to teachers or adults to hide the true meaning and avoid punishment.
Get back in your seat, the bell hasn't rung yet!!

SUCK A D, BITCH!!!
suck a d by Yarcofin September 28, 2003